Housework

05.06.2009
Originally Posted on Myspace
Sunday, April 05, 2009

Do you ever drink while doing housework?  I love to.  It’s a trade off thing.  Do some dishes.  Drink a beer.  Fold some clothes.  Take a shot.  Vacuum the rug. Have another.  By the time it’s over I’ve passed out on top of the made bed in a nearly spotless house, save for the empties everywhere.  Sometimes when I wake up I’m not sure where I am.  “The hell?  We don’t have a maid.  Who folded the toilette paper this way?”